The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
(There was no "Ah-HAH!" moment of revelation. I just grew to learn that no one sings about breakfast foods.) When I was little, I idolized the Eagles. I grew up with them, same as my parents, and this was one of my favorite songs. Not knowing what a heartache was, my little brain heard it as hot egg. Which, personally, I like better.
No one likes heartaches.
Everyone loves eggs.
Mmm, eggs.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
6/16/2006 12:41 am
Age it happened
6
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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