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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    They have never been poor
    They have never had the joy of a one bear christmas

    Artist: Everclear
    Song: I Will Buy You a New Life
    Real Lyric: They have never been poorThey have never had the joy of a welfare christmas

    The story:

    I was singing this song in the car with my boyfriend and really emphasized this part and he started laughing and asked me to explain it. So I was like "It means he only got one bear for christmas. Duhh" and said it all c**ky. Little did I know...

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    Submitted by

    Elinham

    Submitted on

    12/7/2008 10:44 am

    Age it happened

    22

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    lol I always thought it was a "warm beer Christmas". Because that would be depressing.

    SquiggleJay Dec 08, 2008 8:27 am