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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "They paid for bags, put up [with] a f***ing lot."

    Artist: Joni Mitchell
    Song: Big Yellow Taxi
    Real Lyric: "They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot."

    The story:

    Wasn't embarassing, just kinda found the real lyrics online.

    I'd always hear this song in stores and think, "There's NO way they'd play this song if they're saying what I'm hearing... But maybe since it's not a gratuitous use of swearing...?"

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    6/25/2004 8:10 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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