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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    They said they found my high school ring clutched in your famous tie

    Artist: Mark Dinning
    Song: Teen Angel
    Real Lyric: They said they found my high school ring clutched in your fingers tight



    The story:

    It didn't make sense but I happily sang along. I was 11 or 12 and there were a lot of expressions I didn't yet understand and figured this was one of them. Years later I was in a bar in Ohio and Mark Dinning was performing. I met him and spent some time talking with him. His sister had written that song and it was his only real hit. I told him how I had heard the lyrics. He was puzzled by that but thought it was pretty funny. Very nice guy. He died a few years later.

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