The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Not embarassing. But I've been watching that great new show, "Don't Forget the Lyrics" lately, and having a blast singing along. Well, the theme song for the show is China Grove, and I thought, "How ironic that they pick a song with messed up lyrics to be the theme song of a show like this." Then I looked them up to prove myself right. Did I ever.
I think my lyrics make just as much sense as the original lyrics, and are more interesting from a metaphysical point of view. Protestants don't have saints, so it fits perfectly.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
11/26/2007 1:11 pm
Age it happened
42
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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