This chicken seems like a dream to me now.

The story:

I've known the song forever but never really listened to a lot of the words, so when it played quietly on my MP3 player at work, I had to stop for a minute and play, "What MIGHT he have said?"

Fortunately I was alone and I didn't say anything about it to anybody.

So there are no embarrassing details, except the part where I'm telling you now.