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    This first chick I met, a first beach verboten
    No badda-cha come fierce vous is some'm
    Like, hold me up, 22 y number some'm
    Then I feel so...for get the nerve startin'- Fool!

    First chick I met, a first beach verboten
    No badda-cha com

    Artist: Teddybears
    Song: Cobrastyle (feat. Mad Cobra)
    Real Lyric: Me press trigger, me no press people buttonNobody chat, come face me with some'mLike how me have 22 inna me some'mTen haf'a use, so...forget the next dozen, fool!Press trigger, me no press people buttonNobody chat, come face me with some'mLike how me have 22 inna me some'mTen haf'a use, so...forget the next dozen, fool!Anytime they ready, punawhussy start warSee who doesn't spread it out more from the tarMy style is the bomb de-de bomb de-dang de-dang diggy diggyHaroub wanna play with the bomb de-dang de-dang diggy diggy...Me press trigger, me no press people buttonNobody chat, come face me with some'mLike how me have 22 inna me some'mClaim say them a friend and them bad-mind the friendAny time they ready, fool, any time, starOne or two, take a lance, each from the guy...

    The story:

    First heard it on Chuck in 2007, bought it from iTunes in 2012, and a few headphone sessions showed my quasi-sensical English-German-French-Spanish solution couldn't possibly be right. And as it turned out, it is more sensibly (but arguably no more comprehensibly) Patois -- Jamaican English. Further hours of headphone sessions with it and a couple versions of Cobra's original "Press Trigger" revealed that all Google's hundreds of lyrics are copies of either one highly flawed transcription or Robyn's "Girliestyle" (which she wrote based on her own equally flawed transcription).

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    distractme

    Submitted on

    3/11/2012 7:28 pm

    Age it happened

    46

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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