The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Oh man it's way to embarrasing
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Submitted on
4/22/2009 3:21 pm
Age it happened
52
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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GatoCat Oct 25, 2016 6:21 pm
One time, I was singing this song with my brother, who was in the mood to be unpleasant to everyone, so as I sang "This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius," he belted out, "This is the dawning of the rage of asparagus!"
KaylaCgirl Dec 15, 2013 1:56 pm
it's hard to believe someone would have heard an "S" within "Aqua"... probably not a true story, but taken from the comic mentioned in the oldest comment...
ovajonaj Apr 09, 2013 6:42 am
http://www.kissthisguy.com/call-the-room-boy-boy-dont-give-it-up-misheard-48456.htm
datbooty Apr 02, 2013 9:38 am
Makes a lot more sense then the original song... Most new agers are all Vegans anyways :P
PantsMan Feb 26, 2010 2:52 am
This classic misheard lyric first appeared in "The Family Circus" comic strip in the early '70s
ross775 Jun 16, 2009 5:47 pm
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What's sad is that you've misspelled both asparagus and Aquarius.
GatoCat Oct 25, 2016 6:23 pm