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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This is the last time / that our Mercedes worked

    Artist: Keane
    Real Lyric: This is the last time / that I will say these words



    The story:

    I first heard this song on our local college radio station right after I
    had gotten another three thousand dollar invoice for work on my
    1979 Mercedes (anyone who owns one of these knows to cringe at
    the words 'electrical issue'), so it made perfect sense. I just figured
    the lyricist was among the many owners of ancient Benzes who are
    used to carbon monoxide coming through the air conditioning
    vents.

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