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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This old pale face,
    I don't know why it makes you blue,
    This old pale face,
    I've got a strange effect on you.

    Artist: Stray Cats
    Song: Elvis on Velvet
    Real Lyric: Elvis on velvet,I don't know why it makes me blue,Elvis on velvet,It's got a strange effect on you.

    The story:

    Someone gave me a copy of this tape about 15 years ago, with no song list or lyrics on it. The moment I realized I was wrong -- TODAY, when I downloaded it online! Not really embarassed, because I never sang it to anyone except my equally clueless husband. It kinda made a little sense the other way though because I thought it was a white guy apologizing for being white while singing the blues.

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    Submitted by

    tiggerkp

    Submitted on

    1/31/2009 6:00 pm

    Age it happened

    35

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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