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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This toenail loves you,
    What will make you leave me?

    Artist: Neko Case
    Real Lyric: This tornado loves you,What will make you believe me?



    The story:

    I was listening to the song in the car with my family and when we got to the part where she says, "This tornado loves you". I paused and asked what she was saying, explaining that to me, it sounded exactly like "This toenail loves you". From then on, we have all sung it as, "This toenail loves you".

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