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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Though you think me cold and slimy, I've got a nice hole

Artist: Crash Test Dummies

Song: A Worm's Life

Real Lyric: Though you think me cold and slimy, I've got a nice home

The story:

I figured it was the real thing since Brad Roberts
has the tendency to write strange stuff, as any
CTD fan would know. Then, as is the case in all
my mishearings, I actually looked at the words
in the liner notes.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

10/1/1997 12:00 am

Age it happened

18

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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