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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tis the season to praise Alla!
    &
    Tis the season to tease Ollie!

    Artist: Burl Ives
    Real Lyric: Tis the season to be jolly.



    The story:

    I used to sing it this way all the time.I'd go through the grocery store sing my lungs out & poeple would just die laughin @ this little kid trying to sing.Finally my family drilled it into me that it wasn't "to praise Alla.",so...-being thick as I am- I changed it thinking I had it right now to "Tis the season to tease Ollie".Which didn't please my great aunt Ollie when I sang it around her.Finally it got drilled into me that it was wrong.(It also helped being in choir & a singer.)~:o)

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