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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    To keep the warmth to 92...

    Artist: Mel Torme
    Real Lyric: To kids from 1 to 92...



    The story:

    When I was a child, I never really paid too much attention to this song, as I thought it was one of the more boring Christmas carols. This is what this part sounded like to me. I guess I thought it was about people who crank their heat way up in the house, because it's cold at Christmastime (I live in Connecticut). At some point as a teen or adult, I must have thought about the fact that that probably wasn't what it really said, and I believe I figured it out on my own.

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