The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
My 11 year old niece was asking what a Martina McBride song was called. She said "You know, the one with the Spaghetti-Os and pantyhose." I said "Pantyhose?" and she said "Yeah. Tossing pantyhose into the fountain of youth." She had no idea how wrong she was.
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9/19/2009 6:22 am
Age it happened
11
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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