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    "Tubthumping" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Chumbawamba

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Tubthumping" Lyrics

    I get knocked down but I get up again An
    I get a dog, but he shut-up again. He's
    I ate new crayons.. But I threw up again
    Piss in the microwave
    Piss in the right way.
    I'm gettin' all around, from America to
    This is a Tidal Wave
    I'm gettin' on top But I get off again Y
    I get no towels, but I get up again
    I milk a cow When I get up again I know
    I can't go down like I normally can.
    I get no doubt but get up again You're n
    I get knocked down by an elephant.
    I get knocked down But I get up again I
    I ain't got no job
    I got no towl, but i get one again You n
    Don't cry for me Exclamation
    I get no dog
    I get knocked down By Snuffalumpagus You
    I get knocked down, but I get up again,
    Don't pine for me, Dark Lord Vader
    I get back down. But I get up again. Don
    I got no towels but I get wet again And
    Kissing the night away
    I got no cow But I'm a buffalo And you'r
    Piising the night away, but I thought it
    I've got no time/ To mack a hooligan/ I'
    i get knocked down by an elephant, you'r
    Ain't got no job, but I get up again. Th
    This is an idle wave
    I catch nine trout for Bret Saberhagen
    I get no time, but I get up again You're
    1. I get no doubt, that I can only get y
    I get knocked up, but i get down again..
    I got no time, but I pick 'em up again.
    Squishing the tidal-wave
    I drinks a whiskey drink, I drinks a cho
    i get no town, no autograph.
    i'm gay, no doubt, but i get over it
    We'll be singing, when we're women, we'l
    i get no doubt, but i hit that kid
    I get no job in the everglades but every
    I get no time, but I'd da da da da you'r
    I get knocked down,like an elephant.
    I get knocked up, but I get down again,
    I dropped my towel. I picked it up again
    Kissing the Night away...Kissing the nig
    I get no doubt, but I shut up again. You
    I get no doubt but i get over them no we
    I get no time, to change my underwear so
    Kissing the night away
    I get knocked up, but I get down again..
    I get no time, but I da dada da.
    s**tting in my ashtray
    "I get no time, but then again, you're n
    I think I'm gay But I get over it I'll n
    he takes a wiskee drink, he takes a choc
    pushing the microwave
    I got no job but I can open this And the
    I get no cow, but I'm a buffalo, and I'm
    I get no doubt But I get up again
    I get right down and rock n roll again..
    I get knocked up, and then I have a kid.
    i get no down but i get a mop again, you
    I get no tongue but i get up again
    I go rock out. Let's rock and roll again
    They get knocked down, but they get up a
    I've got a gun, it's an automatic and I'
    Missing the night train
    I get no cow, 'cause I'm a runaway. And
    I got no job but I get up again
    Kissing the night away
    When she goes down she makes me cum agai
    I get knocked up but I can live with it
    I get no towels, but I get up again. You
    I cant get drunk but i get over it when
    I get knocked down but I get up again Yo
    He sings the songs that remind him of th
    I got no tub, like any other man
    It takes a wish to drink It takes alot t
    I get no job but I get up again no your
    I get knocked down, but like an elephant

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