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Latest Misheard Stories

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Up in the morning, weighted and breast-fed, I soldered every mouse and beef-head, Oh, Oh, my ears are alive.

Artist: Desmond Dekker & The Aces

Song: (Poor Me) Israelites

Real Lyric: Get up in the morningSlaving for bread SirSo that every mouth can be fedPoor, poor me, IsraelitesWife and kids dem pack up and leave meDarling she said I was yours to receivePoor, poor me, Israelites

The story:

Well, I was at the synagogue with Rabbi Tookas, humming the ditty, when he informed me (rather sniffily, actually) that, as a rule, israelites didn't carry weights, and probably wouldn't solder animals of any kind. Needless to say, I converted and left in shame.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

10/1/1997 12:00 am

Age it happened

not specified

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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