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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Walkin' along the railroad tonight
    Baffled girls dancin' in the moonlight
    I can hear the bullfrog callin' me home
    Wonder if the road kill's hanging in the tree

    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival
    Song: Green River
    Real Lyric: Walkin' along the river road at nightBarefoot girls dancin' in the moonlightI can hear the bullfrog callin' meWonder if my rope's still hanging to the tree

    The story:

    I asked my hippie dad if "baffled" was used in the '70s as another word for "stoned." After explaining why I though that, he laughed a little and corrected me. I figured out my mistake about the road kill on my own shortly after that.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/23/2007 8:38 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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