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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We danced through the night,
    and we held each other's tights.
    The way she looked was well beyong compare.
    Oh, I couldn't dance with her mother
    when I saw her standing bare.

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: I Saw Her Standing There
    Real Lyric: We danced through the night,and we held each other tight. The way she looked was well beyond compare.Oh, I couldn't dance with anotherwhen I saw her standing there.

    The story:

    I have very bad hearing, so I wasn't embarrassed at all, I am quite used to getting things wrong.
    (For the benefit of any American readers, tights to us Brits are pantyhose to you.)

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    4/27/2007 7:40 am

    Age it happened

    23

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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