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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    WeŽll blow a gennie from a cigarrette
    WeŽll take a magic copyright

    Artist: B.J. Thomas
    Song: Oh Me, Oh My
    Real Lyric: WeŽll blow a gennie from a cigarretteWeŽll take a magic carpet ride



    The story:

    I was a child when this played, and as a Brazilian in Sao Paulo I obviosuly didnŽt understand any English. But then I grew up and learned some English, and I was finishing Law School, precisely studying intellectual rights, when I heard the song again, and my mind was so focused on the subject, I dindŽt even think twice about his line on copyrights! It only amazed me that, as romantic as he might be, he still maintained the business approach. Then one day I was with the earphones and the song played.. and I was perplexed to hear him saying plainly, innocently, about the gennie and the magic carpet ride... My brother rolled in his chair when I told him this!

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