We were gonna jam with the light on,But you're hairy, too far away...

The story:

Er...well, i saw nothing wrong with *my* lyrics until about 5 minutes ago, when i read the real ones. Of course, i had to snort and laugh pretty loudly, so everyone in this lab had to turn around and think smugly to themselves, "...but you're hairy, too far away?" Geez, what a goon. i like my lyrics better, anyway. i hate Steve Miller. Bleah.