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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We'll finally get laid the Eskimo way Walkin' in a winter wonderland

    Artist: Standards
    Song: Winter Wonderland
    Real Lyric: We'll frolick and play the Eskimo way Walkin' in a winter wonderland

    The story:

    I'm in the most gifted & talented choir in my high school, and we were performing that song, and one day in rehearsal (my Freshman year), we were doing that song and the director happened upon me at that particular part of the song and he was like, "No! No!!! We're not going to get 'laid'!!! We're gonna 'frolic & play'!!!!!!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/1/1997 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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