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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle
    When the sun's comin' up and I "cain't" solve a riddle
    Life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle
    Thank God I'm A country boy

    Artist: John Denver
    Song: Take Me Home Country Roads
    Real Lyric: Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddleWhen the sun's comin' up, I got cakes on the griddleLife ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddleThank God I'm a country boy

    The story:

    Watching "Take Me Home" on cable last night (the made-for-TV movie with Chad Lowe in the role of John Denver) -- I heard the song being played and I realized that for all these years, I just thought JD hadn't been able to come up with another word to rhyme with fiddle besides riddle and so he used it twice. Hearing it last night, something told me I must be hearing it wrong, so I looked it up and now it all makes sense. The dude liked his pancakes in the morning!

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    6/3/2004 6:05 am

    Age it happened

    36

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

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