Well I'm half the man I used to be-
'cuz I'm feelin' like a doggy-face.

The story:

One day, while in the car with my father , "creep" came on the
radio. I began to sing, and after the chorus he looked over at me
and said "what did you say"- and I shamefully replied, "'cuz I'm
feelin' like a doggy-face" . Fortunately, he did not know the real
lyric either so we looked it up upon returning home and were both
very surprised.