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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well my pad is very messy, got whiskers on my chin
    Never had no problems ’cause I’ve always paid the rent
    I got no time for lovin’
    Cause my time is all used up
    I stand outside creatin’
    All the groovy kinds of love

    I’m a man, yes I am

    Artist: Spencer Davis Group
    Song: I'm a Man
    Real Lyric: Well my pad is very messy, got whiskers on my chinNever had no problems ’cause I’ve always paid the rentI got no time for lovin’Cause my time is all used upI stand outside creatin’All the groovy kinds of loveI’m a man, yes I am and I can’t help but love you soI’m a man, yes I am and I can’t help but love you so

    The story:

    Singing this in the car along with the radio with my wife, who knows every classic rock song.

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    Submitted by

    weenliker

    Submitted on

    10/27/2008 5:55 am

    Age it happened

    41

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Certainly not funny, that's for sure!

    Marcus Mar 07, 2014 7:40 am

    Is this some kind of a joke?! There really isn't any difference between the misheard lyric and the original.

    Marcus Jan 29, 2014 8:32 am