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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well, they bought an apartment with three pale
    convicts and a couple of paintings of seals.

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Song: Scenes From An Italian Restaurant
    Real Lyric: Well they got an apartment with deep pile carpetsAnd a couple of paintings from Sears

    The story:

    I was in the car with my dad and brothers and I
    burst out singing this line, at which point my
    dad turned off the CD and said "Wait, what did
    you say that line was?!" Everyone burst out
    laughing at me. :(

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    Submitted by

    iloveseals

    Submitted on

    8/18/2010 10:18 am

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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