Well you're where you should be all the time,
and when you're notyou're with
the wife of a postman
wife of a postman

The story:

I was going through a Carly Simon phase, and had made a mixed CD of Carly Simon songs. My sister was already annoyed with Ms. Simon by the third song, and I had to keep slapping her hand as she reached it towards the OFF button on the car stereo. So when I started singing along loudly "the wife of a postman" she started cracking up, and told me the real words, and turned off the CD. She still sings it that way when it comes on the radio when we're together, and I am the one reaching for the off button.