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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

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The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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We're going down mom, in a lily around and sugar we're going down singing, I'll be your cummerbund with a mullet, a loaded gun cornflakes, c**ky in pulleys

Artist: Fall Out Boy

Song: Sugar, We're Going Down

Real Lyric: We're going down, downIn an earlier roundAnd sugar, we're going down swingingI'll be your number one with a bulletA loaded God complexc**k it and pull it

The story:

I still can't understand a word the guy is saying and I still sing my lyrics.

Submitted by

StrwBryFlds4eva25

Submitted on

4/19/2009 11:23 am

Age it happened

19

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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