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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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We've gotta hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not

Artist: Bon Jovi

Song: Living On A Prayer

Real Lyric: We've gotta hold on to what we've gotIt doesn't make a difference if we make it or not

The story:

I was playing the CD and my younger brother, in slight confusion, asked if they were really singing what he thought they were singing. Turns out they were not.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

5/3/2003 5:22 am

Age it happened

16

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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