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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What a fool believes...he sees...the white man has the power!

    Artist: Doobie Brothers
    Song: What A Fool Believes
    Real Lyric: But what a fool believes he sees No wise man has the power to reason away

    The story:

    I sang them to a co-worker and he was like "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???"

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/20/2007 8:50 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I heard "white man" too and was baffled - didn't seem to be a particularly political song...lol

    eeemcd Oct 28, 2010 12:43 pm

    I always thought it was "the white man has a father, a reason to wait"!

    karaokeTJ Dec 04, 2008 5:01 am