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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What do you get when you kiss a guy?
    You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
    After you do, he'll never BONE YA

    Artist: Dionne Warwick
    Song: I'll never fall in love again
    Real Lyric: What do you get when you kiss a guy?You get enough germs to catch pneumoniaAfter you do, he'll never phone ya

    The story:

    Listen to it, it sounds like that's what she's singing, I swear.

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    Submitted by

    PACoug

    Submitted on

    7/15/2017 4:16 am

    Age it happened

    45

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No

    Listen to original:

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