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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What have I done to my face?
    Look what I've done.
    My nose has melted now
    cause I sat out in the sun...
    Did you ever stop to notice
    All the crap things that I've done
    Like making s**t records
    And shoving my cock up children's bum.
    Aaaaaaah

    Artist: Sheryl Crow
    Song: Changes
    Real Lyric: ..chasing dragons with plastic swords, jack off Jimmy, everybody wants more, Scully and angel on the kitchen floor, and I'm callin' Buddy on the Ouija board...

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/1/1997 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    99

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    the name of the song is "A Change Would Do You Good" not "Changes." You're thinking of David Bowie's song.

    hg3300 Oct 07, 2010 11:54 pm