The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
My mum and I were on a road trip and we were singing aloud (me louder and probably more off-key than mum) when I sang the offensive lyrics. After nearly driving off the road in hysterics, Mum proceeded to park the car and explain to me that love was not a sack of hand emotions but a second hand one.... and to never sing it again.
Hey, I was only 9!
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5/20/2009 4:29 pm
Age it happened
9
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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