The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I'd heard the song as background noise for years. One afternoon in the shop I got around to actually sort of half listening. Knew I couldn't have heard this right, but the visions invoked were so intriguing that I didn't care. Finally got around to looking up the real words on a www lyric server. Still like my version better (and even modestly wrote an extra verse around it just in case our band ever decides to cover this one.)
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
1/2/1998 12:00 am
Age it happened
not specified
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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Wow, that one's HILARIOUS! The mental image is so silly and out of context that I almost passed out laughing.
KieferSkunk Nov 25, 2008 3:10 pm
LOL, This song could have been an anthem for furry fandom!
FuzzzWuzzz Aug 24, 2010 11:37 am