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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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When my shawl was in the lost and found, you came along to claim it.

Artist: Aretha Franklin

Song: (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman

Real Lyric: When my soul was in the lost and found, you came along to claim it.

The story:

I was at a slumber party singing into a Mr. Microphone or some kind of karaoke machine with my friend, Gina, and she informed EVERYONE in school about it the next Monday at school, high school. You can imagine how stupid I felt.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

9/26/2001 10:47 am

Age it happened

15

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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