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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When we drink, we do it. Why? Flippin' scissors.

    Song: Like a G6
    Real Lyric: When we drink we do it right gettin' slizzard



    The story:

    I let this slip to my husband late one night while we were
    falling asleep. He laughed for at least 5 minutes until I looked
    up the real lyrics online. To be fair, though, "slizzard" is nit a
    word--even when you try to rhyme it with "blizzard."

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