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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When you see your pants, take 'em!
    Dry your hands, idiot!
    It's all because of you!

    Artist: Steve Winwood
    Song: When You See a Chance Take It
    Real Lyric: While you see a chance, take itFind romance, fake itBecause it's all on you

    The story:

    I first heard these lyrics on one of those store-wide radios in some department store when I was a kid, and I was totally convinced he was blaming the person he was singing to for leaving dirty laundry on the floor or something. :) Eventually got it straightened out when I could hear the song more clearly later on.

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    Submitted by

    KieferSkunk

    Submitted on

    11/25/2008 2:40 pm

    Age it happened

    12

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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