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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Whenever, wherever
    Where ain't to be together
    I'll be there and you'll be near
    and that's the dial my deer.
    Here under, here under
    You have to take it under
    We can always eat my ear
    and that's the dial my deer.

    Artist: Shakira
    Real Lyric: Whenever, whereverWe're meant to be togetherI'll be there and you'll be nearAnd that's the deal my dearThereover, hereunder,You'll never have to wonderWe can always play by earand that's the deal my dear



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    I just heard on that way... I guess I should clean my ears!

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