Whenever you look at me I wish I was blind.

The story:

I was in Old Orleans with my friend and it came on over the
speakers. As we listened I remarked how it was a mean-spirited
song. She asked why I thought that and I said those lyrics.

She looked genuinely shocked when she heard and told me the
real lyrics. I still think it sounds like Blind though. She extends it
way out into the realms of word-garbling.