While dining on fishsticks, I chewed through a bone

The story:

A buddy and I were in my car and I cranked up Stained Class on
my in-dash cassette player. (This was about 1986.)

We were both singing along with the lyrics, and he looked at me
and said, "What was that you were singing?"

When I told him, he burst out laughing and couldn't stop. I still
don't think it's quite THAT funny, but he did - and still does.

I later told a girlfriend that these were the right words, and when
she listened to the song she agreed. But she wondered why
they'd written that. Even though Priest is my favorite band, I
think that my words make just as much (or as little) sense as the
original.