The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
This was actually a high school friend's version. We laughed ourselves silly, and then I revealed that I thought "and a fifty cent hat" was "and her fist in the air". Not nearly as funny as his gaff, but drugs being what they were in the mid 80's it didn't matter- About 30 seconds later we both passed out from lack of oxygen we were laughing so hard. Smosh, where are you now?
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Anonymous
Submitted on
1/17/2002 11:46 pm
Age it happened
17
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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