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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With eyes of banana blue
    they shot me incense

    Artist: The Cars
    Song: Bye Bye Love
    Real Lyric: With your eyes of porcelain and of blue They shock me into sense



    The story:

    I was a teen and extremely stoned having smoked some killer opium cured black putty hash. I was so stoned I cut class and went to my friends house and he, and the others in his house, we listening to that album. My buddy knew I was real high and laughed his **s off when I told him what I thought I heard. He even replayed it a few times for me and I swear, I kept hearing the same thing. The next day when I was straight, he played it for me again and this time I heard the actual (correct) lyrics and we both laughed.

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