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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    with just one look I was a bad man, cause the long, cool woman had it off

    Artist: The Hollies
    Song: Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress
    Real Lyric: With just one look I was a bad mess, cause that long, cool woman had it all

    The story:

    Well, I realized my mind must have been in the gutter cause I had her with her clothes off and he was thinking he was bad. That song is the one of the worst song to try to get the lyrics from. did they record it with marbles in their mouths?
    Great song though.

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    Submitted by

    ollymo

    Submitted on

    10/1/2010 9:59 am

    Age it happened

    54

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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