The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was riding in the car with my sister,belting out the lyrics to the song(the few I knew). When I screamed that line, she was laughing so hard that I thought she might crash. She told me the actual lyrics, and I turned beet red.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
1/8/2005 8:48 pm
Age it happened
12
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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I like this song a lot. But I do feel your lyrics are wayyy better. Thanks for the laugh "Anonymous". You made my whole day. PS -To make it even funnier, there is an ad on this page (as a write this) advertising a company in Portland stating they have "Healthy carpet stain removal" :)
Stormeevampira May 02, 2009 10:43 am