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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Won't you hold the line sweet Jesus
    Won't you hold the line
    Sittin on my bag in a railway station
    Won't you hold the line

    Real Lyric: One toke over the line, sweet JesusOne toke over the lineSittin' downtown in a railway stationOne toke over the line



    The story:

    I had the tune in my head for several days recently and tried to find the song. Imagine my wonder when no search engine could find "won't you hold the line". The song I've always imagined to about about some call to Jesus, begging him not to give one up.
    Ah yes, that's innocence.

    Don't know how I came up with the bag though - pure imagination that one.

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