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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Wrapped up like a goose,
Another runner in the light.

Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

Song: Blinded by the Light

Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce,Another runner in the night.

The story:

Wasn't that embarrassing for me coz it was my sis that made the mistake! Still wasn't that embarrassing though! She and my bro were really confused coz the song made no sense so they looked up the lyrics on the internet and found out most of the song they sang was diferednt from the real thing!!!!

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Anonymous

Submitted on

6/2/2003 12:56 pm

Age it happened

17

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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