You and me could ride a battle lance.

The story:

The first time I ever heard the song, the misheard version was what popped into my head. So I thought that was what it said. I thought it sounded bizarre but funny. Since it was the title words that I was mishearing, it made it hard for me to figure out the song's name. But after asking around a bit someone clued me in to the fact that the song is "Bad Romance". I found it on a lyrics site to make sure I really had the right song and make sure what the real lyrics are.