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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You are the pants machine, young and sweet, only seveteen.
    Pants machine, feel the beat on the tambourine oh yeah.
    You can do pants, you can get high, having the time of your life
    Watch that dig, look at Charlie Sheen digging the pants machine!

    Artist: Abba
    Song: Dancing Queen
    Real Lyric: You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeenDancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourineYou can dance, you can jive, having the time of your lifeSee that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

    The story:

    I'd always figured it sounded kind of funny.

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    Submitted by

    Dancool

    Submitted on

    10/29/2009 7:21 am

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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