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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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You can put a Tony on the tip of the knight, and turn it into bacon for an endless surprise, I gotta forward it, Cause everything I know, is nothing to till I hear it do you.

Artist: Air Supply

Song: Making Love Out Of Nothing At All

Real Lyric: You can take the darkness from the tip of the night, and turn it to a beacon burning endlessly bright. I gotta follow it. Because everything I own, now is nothing until I give it to you.

The story:

I sung this song in a karaoke, and the wrong, internalized lyrics, kept popping out. I just gave up and went with my version. People were crying when I finished, on account of laughing so hard.

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12/13/2010 9:20 am

Age it happened

32

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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