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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You can tip people in the pool but you can't have a swim

    Artist: Howard Jones
    Song: No One Is To Blame
    Real Lyric: You can dip your foot in the pool but you can't have a swim

    The story:

    This morning, as I had an old tape including this old favourite song of mine playing on my car stereo, on my way to the shopping mall, singing along while thinking about having great sex with my girlfriend...

    Then it suddenly struck me. It must be for about twenty years that I have had the egoistic/violent version printed in my head...

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/13/2007 5:57 am

    Age it happened

    34

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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